"Hank, you're living back in the days of black and white TVs and a democratically elected Congress" Dale Gribble

"Let's get this one - it's like watching TV except the show's about wet clothes moving round and round" Bobby Hill

"Shes moody must be PBS" Bobby Hill

"i peed in some kids locker" Stuart Dooley

"your wife divorced you" Stuart Dooley

"your partys boring everyone hates you" Stuart Dooley

"why are men so attracted to hoes?" Peggy Hill

"Im so depressed i cant even blink" Bill Dauterive

"bobby what nationality are you, yours smoking like a European Nazi from a movie" Hank Hill

"Peggy were going superbowl party shopping not for your femnine products, Diet soda?" Hank Hill

"Hey" Buckley

"Let the records show that Mr Hank Hill realy know his pornography" Judge

"its a scientific fact women like a man with a round muscular butt" Dale Gribble

"Oh sugar, were out of sugar shug" Nancy Gribble

"Budda Sak said all comedians are rebels and never listen to there dads" Bobby Hill

"Bobby there better be a naked cheerleader under your bed" Hank Hill

"It probley just needs a little WD-40" Hank Hill

"I sell propane and propane accessories" Hank Hill

"sometimes you gotta cut off a finger to save the hand" Buck Strickland

"Im a whole new Tommy" Bobby Hill

"I like Jeff Gordon he's handsome" Bobby Hill

"Look im like little girl in mama shoes" Minh

"You got ants" - Stuart Dooley

"No...no....danged'o why?!" - Boomhauer

"I'm your little candy man" - Bobby Hill

"PUMP JOCKY!" - Cotton Hill

"Dad I am not a..." - Hank Hill

"WORKS FOR TIPS!" - Cotton Hill

"Keep my eye on the what?" - Bobby Hill

"Bobby if I tell you something you promise not to squeal like a girl?"
- Hank Hill

"Your grandma loves you." - Stuart Dooley

"Did anyone else smell todays garbage?" - Bobby Hill

"Nuh uh never..." - Joseph Gribble/Redcorn

"I would be honored to watch your wife" - John Redcorn

"This neighborhoods turning into Melrose place" - Dale Gribble

the most famous quote: Yup